"please tell me i'm real
i need you to tell me
please help me to feel
i need you to help me"
"i bet you, you'd wear saggy pants
if i said it was the latest trend
i bet you, you'd cut off your dick
if i said you'd look nice as a chick
i bet you, you'd kill 6 million people
if i told you they were somehow evil
i bet you, you would drink urine
if i said it was gamer girl pee
i bet you, you'd go on a chase
if i told you it's sexy to have aids
i bet you, you'd mix toxic gas
if i told you it made crystals
i bet you, you would cut yourself
if i told you your life was sad
i bet you, you'd choose red or blue
if i said those were the only two
i bet you, you'd reject evidence
if i said the science was settled
i bet you, you'd get a lobotomy
if i said you'd benifit from surgery
i bet you, you would sell your soul
if i memed you into doing so"
whats this massive pile of shit
and why am i in charge of it
seems there really is no one else
not a single better version of myself
having to take care of things myself
i'll make regret of ever asking me for help
annihilating all that in my way
task by task i hack and slay
when you break it doesn't stop at two
bad blood does not need a reason
and i host just the fitting demons
to fuck with every single one of you
"the biggest theatre
that is all it is
it's fun to choose
what character to pick
an eye patch
makes you a pirate
red nose
makes you a clown
now you know
you have the power
to turn peoples smiles
to frowns
a lab coat makes you
man of profession
take a bookshelf
as a background
since you're a book
it needs a cover
without
no one will even bother
you can make people
stick around
you can make them
dirty work
a clean suit
now you read news
hollywood stars
now that's good news
a skirt and kneesocks
and you're a woman
and pants
make you a man
sweet and caring
just a cover
for hiding people
in the basement
the biggest theatre
that is all it is
no one can tell
how weird it is"